McGarelGramming

I couldn't make it to Lotusphere this year and therefore missed the Jamfest. In that spirit of fun, though, here's . . .

Server Agent Man
(sung to the tune of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers)

There's a man who writes agents with fervor
And all the code he writes runs on the server
With every function he calls
The agent queue might stall
Odds are you'll be outsourced again tomorrow

(Chorus)
Server agent man, server agent man
They've given you an ID -- don't save under your name

Beware of simple fixes that you find
A simple fix can hide some buggy lines
Be careful what you say
As you declare the array
Odds are you'll be outsourced again tomorrow

(Chorus)

[guitar solo I'm not good enough to play]

(Chorus)

Archiving the mailboxes every work day
Logging document changes triggered by QuerySave
You've let a deadline slip
While searching the blogs for tips
Odds are you'll be outsourced again tomorrow

(Chorus)

Server a-a-a agent man

'Twas the night before Lotusphere
In the world of the Mouse
All the attendees were partying
(Some even were soused)

The IDs were hung
By the backpacks with care
In the hope William Shatner
Soon would speak there

As Lotus soars forward
The future looks great
Happy Lotusphere to all
And to all -- more Notes 8!
 

That's a tip for presenters -- I'll apply it to blogging . . .

I heard Microsoft is always scared when this conference is held.

They suffer from "Lotus Fear."